Brass Bands Humour 
 
Bandsman's Prayer - alcoholic

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed by thy drink.
Thy Swill be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, the Lager

BARMEN.




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